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Your Monkey Level is:
-4499 to -4000: Ring-Tailed Lemur
-3999 to -3500: Ruffed Lemur
-3499 to -3000: Indris
-2999 to -2500: Avahi
-2499 to -2000: Vereaux’s Sifika
-1999 to -1500: Slender Loris
-1499 to -1000: Slow Loris
-999 to -500: Potto
-499 to 0: Bush Baby
1 to 25: Thick-Tailed Bushbaby
26 to 50: Aye-Aye
51 to 75: Western Tarsier
76 to 100: Pygmy Marmoset
101 to 125: Cotton-Top Tamarin
126 to 150: Emporer Tamarin
151 to 175: Golden Lion Tamarin
176 to 200: Goelidi’s Marmoset
201 to 225: Bare-Face Uakari
226 to 250: Mat-Faced Saki
251 to 275: Black Howler Monkey
276 to 300: Red Howler Monkey
301 to 325: Spider Monkey
326 to 350: Humboldt’s Woolly Monkey
351 to 375: Douroucouli
376 to 400: Tiki Monkey
401 to 425: Squirrel Monkey
426 to 450: Brown Tufted Capuchin
451 to 475: Abyssian Black & White Colobus
476 to 500: Dusky Langur
501 to 525: Hanuman Langur
526 to 550: Douc Langur
551 to 575: Silver-Leaf Monkey
576 to 600: Golden Snub Nosed Monkey
601 to 625: Proboscis Monkey
626 to 650: White-Collared Mangabey
651 to 675: Patas Monkey
676 to 700: Grey Cheeked Mangabey
701 to 725: Talapoin Monkey
726 to 750: Bonnet Monkey
751 to 775: Stump-Tailed Macaque
776 to 800: Pig-Tailed Macaque
801 to 825: Lion-Tailed Macaque
826 to 850: de Brazza’s Monkey
851 to 875: Savanna Monkey
876 to 900: Long-Tailed Macaque
901 to 925: Japanese Macaque
926 to 950: Black Ape
951 to 975: Yellow Baboon
976 to 1000: Hamadryas
1001 to 1025: Mandrill
1026 to 1050: Gelada Gibbon
1051 to 1075: White Handed Gibbon
1076 to 1100: Capped Gibbon
1101 to 1125: Moloch Gibbon
1126 to 1150: Siamang Gibbon
1151 to 1175: Orangutan
1176 to 1200: Chimpanzee
1201 to 1225: Gorilla
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